[quote]Originally posted by culky
Erra and ME are different WE are a match made in heaven !!!
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dato tan sri culky,
betulkah erra n dato match made in heaven…[:p][:p]
Its not the eating,its the catching that is fun!
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Originally posted by culky
PHOTO OF CATCH???
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Here’s the pic of the CATCH..
I’m soooo in LOVE! [:p]
Kacuakman
Team Rapala U3 2005
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In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals. But the animals must be female. Having sexual relations With a male animal is punishable by death. (Like THAT makes sense.)
In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman’s genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror. (Do they look different reversed?)
Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times. (A brick??)
The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation. (Much worse than “going blind!”)
There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time.
Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry. (Let’s just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?)
In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband’s illicit lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired. (Ah! Justice!)
Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England but only in tropical fish stores. (But of course!)
In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act. (Makes one shudder at the thought.)
In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time. (I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?)
In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only “in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises.” (Is this a great country or what? Well . . . Not as great as Guam!)
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (Who volunteers for this stuff?)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)
The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated. (From drinking little bottles of . ?) (Did the government pay for this research??)
Butterflies taste with their feet. (Ah, geez.)
An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that.)
Starfish don’t have brains. (I know some people like that, too.)
And, the best for last:
Turtles can breathe through their butts. (And I thought I had bad breath in the morning!)
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the next general election i am challenging koh su koon, so that LKG can formulate the undang undang of guam…hehehehehe
Chheerrss, T2
Be Happy Go Fisshing
One morning at a doctors surgery a patient arrives complaining of serious back-pain. The doctor examines him and asks him" OK, what happened to your back?"
The patient replies “You know that I work for a local night club? This morning I got home to my apartment early and heard a noise in my bedroom. On entering I knew someone had been with my wife and the balcony door was open. I rushed out the balcony door and did not find anyone. As I looked down from the balcony I saw a man running out and he was dressing himself. I grabbed the fridge and threw it at him. That’s how I strained my back”
The 2nd patient arrives looking as if he has been in a car wreck. The doctor said, “My previous patient looked bad, but you look terrible.What the hell happened to you?”
He replied, “You know I have been unemployed for a while now .Today was the first day at my new job. I forgot to set my alarm and was running late. I was running out of the building, getting dressed at the same time, and you won’t believe it but I was hit by a fridge.”
The 3rd patient arrives; he looks even worse than the other two patients do. The doctor is shocked. Again asks, “What the hell appened to youuuuuu…?”
“Well, I was sitting in a fridge & someone threw it from the 3rd floor!!!”
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[quote]Originally posted by tiger2my
the next general election i am challenging koh su koon, so that LKG can formulate the undang undang of guam…hehehehehe
And Im sure Culky wud volunteer to personally uphold that law [:D]
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adoiii… tadi punya la tension jalan jem teruk, baca menda alah ni hilang tension terusss…
Pushing the angling limits!
Ikan kita adalah warisan yang tak ternilai. Puliharalah ia demi generasi akan datang.
Member of Kangkang? Kangkung? Kongkang?
Yehaaa!!!</font id=“blue”> [:D]
Did I read that sign right?
TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW </font id=“blue”>
In a Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT
GOES OUT</font id=“blue”>
In a London department store:
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS</font id=“blue”>
In an office:
WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR
FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN</font id=“blue”>
In an office:
AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE
DRAINING BOARD</font id=“blue”>
Outside a secondhand shop:
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR
WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?</font id=“blue”>
Notice in health food shop window:
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS</font id=“blue”>
Spotted in a safari park:
ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR</font id=“blue”>
Seen during a conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN’T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE
1ST FLOOR</font id=“blue”>
Notice in a farmer’s field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD, FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL
CHARGES</font id=“blue”>.
Message on a leaflet:
IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS </font id=“blue”>
On a repair shop door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN’T
WORK)</font id=“blue”>
Chheerrss, T2
Be Happy Go Fisshing
Want to have a really good laugh?? Ask jey to fall down a mango tree again.
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Originally posted by culky
Want to have a really good laugh?? Ask jey to fall down a mango tree again.
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hahahahahahahahahaha… hahahahahahahahahaha…
I come, I see, I fish!
WL
(Team Longkang Gang Kelisa U4 2006)
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Originally posted by culky
Want to have a really good laugh?? Ask jey to fall down a mango tree again.
this one oso can make me laugh until fall down from chair lah…
mbax
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cheers
life is short [8)]…go fishing while u can..[:D]..
Hahahaa…me no voice liao laughing to much!!!
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Pushing the angling limits!
Ikan kita adalah warisan yang tak ternilai. Puliharalah ia demi generasi akan datang.
Member of Kangkang? Kangkung? Kongkang?
Yehaaa!!!</font id=“blue”> [:D]
Hahaha! Wahoo brother! Good one! Kakaka… sakit perut aku! [:D]
Kacuakman
Team Rapala U3 2005
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hahahahahahahaha!!!
[IMG]http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e247/dolahpenang/logogif.gif[/IMG] [IMG]http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e80/adv3333/gkb1.jpg[/IMG] http://akashah.multiply.com http://longkanggang.blogspot.com/This is from Culky Sms this evening.
I went to Genting F&B canteen order nasi lemak. Nasi lemak habis, order kari mee, pun habis! So i said “Kan ni lau bu”. Sori boss, kari lembu pun habis.
[:D]
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Not i lah ! its LIM GOH TONG…
hahahahahahaha!!
[IMG]http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e247/dolahpenang/logogif.gif[/IMG] [IMG]http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e80/adv3333/gkb1.jpg[/IMG] http://akashah.multiply.com http://longkanggang.blogspot.com/Minah ingin memutuskan perhubungan dengan boyfriend orang putihnya, Jason…
Dia tak sanggup bertemu muka, Lalu dia pun mengutus surat…surat tu macam
ni bunyinya…
Dear Jason,
My motive write this letter is to give know you something. I WANT TO CUT
CONNECTION US. I have think about this very cook. I know i clap one hand
only.Correctly, i have see you and she together at town with my eyes self.
you always request apology back back. I don’t trust you again!!!My Friend
speak you play three wood. New i know you correct - correct play three wood.
so, i break off to pull my body from this love
triangle.I know this result i pick is very correct, because you love she
very high from me. so, i break off to go far from here. But i always love
where also i live…Safe live…
Makk Oii, aku tak faham lar. Aku dulu Inglish dapat F9. Translate BM boleh kah bowjenk?
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