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found something in my mail…

S : Apa dia: ayam di luar, ikan di dalam?

J : Ikan sardin cap ayam.

S : Bebanyak tempat, dimanakah air tidak pernah cerah?

J : Ayer Hitam (Air Hitam)

S : Kalau semua binatang jadi ikan, ikan jadi apa?

J : Ikan jadi banyaklah.

S : Bebanyak ikan, ikan apa yang selalu sakit perut?

J : Ikan kembung.

S : Apa dia: bila kecik dia hitam, bila besar jadi

>putih?

J : Michael Jackson.

S : Bebanyak singa, singa apa yang tak makan daging?

J : Singapura.

S : Kenapa hidung lembu sentiasa berair?

J : Lembu tak tahu nak kesat hidungnya dengan tisu.

S : Burung apakah yang paling penyayang?

J : Burung belatuk… sebab dia bela atuk.

S : Lembu apakah yang selalu dicari?

J : Lembu apalagi… lembu yang hilanglah.

S : Bom apakah yang tak pernah meletup?

J : Bomba ataupun kuih bom.

J : Kereta apa yang orang tak pernah panggil kereta?

S : Teksi.

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Apa beza daun betik ngan tangan perempuan?
Daun betik boleh melembutkan daging yang keras, tangan perempuan dapat mengeraskan daging yang lembut.

Haiwan apakah yang pertama sampai ke bulan?
Burung punai (Neil Armstrong punya)

Apa beza tayar kereta dengan kondom?
Tayar kereta kalau bocor boleh
menghilangkan nyawa,
kondom plak kalau bocor boleh
menambahkan nyawa.

Apa yang mahal pada BMW?
Huruf W. Cuba tukarkan W ngan X. Jadi
BMX. Kan murah tu…

Rumah apakah yang gunakan banyak air?
Rumah terbakar

Hitam, panjang, dipeluk dan diapit dua paha. Apa dia?
Orang sedang panjat tiang talipon.

Ubat apa yang tak ada kesan sampingan (side effect)?
Viagra dan Krim membesarkan payudara.
Kesan dia ke depan, bukan ke samping.

Waktu dia hidup orang menyanyi, bila dia mati orang bertepuk tangan. Apa dia?
Lilin kek harijadi.

Bibir bertemu bibir. Tangan asyik meraba lubang. Mata terpejam menikmatinya?
Orang sedang meniup seruling.

Apa nama sudirman masa kecil?
Sudirboy.



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Apa dikesal dengan kepupusan ikan, ayuh tangani kerakusan manusia!</font id=“blue”></font id=“size3”>
Don’t regret about fish extinction, just stop human’s greediness!</font id=“red”></font id=“size3”>

Ikan kita adalah warisan yang tak ternilai. Puliharalah ia demi generasi akan datang.
Our fish is a priceless heritage. Conserve it for future generation.

Pushing the angling limits!

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LANNUN, U sucks at jokes , better stick to issuing instruction and orders…hehehe


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[quote]Originally posted by culky

LANNUN, U sucks at jokes , better stick to issuing instruction and orders…hehehe

Tomolo nite I will issue a whole toilet roll of instructions for you,wat u can and kenot do at the dinner table.Basically it will say dat you kenot eat with us but you can pay for the food dat WE eat [:o)]



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i’ll make sure SILD bring 20 pcs of rods.


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[quote]Originally posted by culky

i’ll make sure SILD bring 20 pcs of rods.

Mana ada cukup 20



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"Angling may be said to be so like cooking that it can never be fully learned "
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Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Pigs = eat + sleep
Hence, Human = Pigs + work + enjoy
if, Human - enjoy = Pigs + work
in other words,
Human that don’t know how to enjoy = pigs that work
Men = eat + sleep + earn money
Pigs = eat + sleep
Hence, Men = Pigs + earn money
if Men - earn money = Pigs
in other words,
Men that don’t earn money = Pigs

Women = eat + sleep + spend
Pigs = eat + sleep
Hence, Women = Pigs + spend
if, Women - spend = Pigs
In other words,
Women that don’t spend = Pigs
Summary:
Men earn money not to let women become pigs!
Women spend not to let men become pigs!

Men + Women = 2 Pigs
Wish all the pigs happy forever.


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OOink OInk Oink…

Chheerrss, T2
Be Happy Go Fisshing

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Once you have read this thread, there’s no turning back. Below are
true descriptions of zodiac signs, with traits from a book written 35
years ago by an astrologist predictionist.

Read your sign, then
forward this in a new bulletin with your zodiac sign and label, or
you’ll get bad luck for the number of years stated in your sign
description. This is real ****, try ignoring it, and the first thing
you’ll notice is having a horrible day starting tomorrow morning - and it only gets worse from there.

VIRGO:. The Virgin
Dominant in relationships. Sexy. someone loves them right now. Freak
in bed. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Intellectual.
Attractive. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Hard to forget. Love at
first sight. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and
only. Ultimate sexiness.

SCORPIO:. The sex addict.
Can be mean. EXTREMELY sexy. Intelligent. Energetic. Predict future.
Most erotic. (Freak in bed.) (GREAT kisser.) Always get what they
want. Sexy. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationships.
Talkative. The sexiest ever…Romantic. Caring.

(Jackpot)

LIBRA:. The lame lover.
Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is
one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique sexiness. Most
caring person you will ever meet! Amazing n Bed..!!! Did I say Amazing
in Bed? not the kind of person you wanna #### with… u might end up
crying… the most irresistible.

ARIES:. The Liar.
Outgoing. Lovable. Spontanious. Not one to #### with. Erotic. Funny.
Take you on trips to the moon in bed. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY sexy.
Loves being in long relationships.=) Addictive. Loud. best in bed.

(Tiger2My, Jebat)

AQUARIUS:. Does it in the water.
Trustworthy. Sexy. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being in
long-term relationships. Extremely energetic. Unpredictable. Will
exceed your expectations. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights
out. Amazing in bed, THE BEST LOVERS BETTER THAN EVERYONE!
(Jeymatt)

GEMINI:. Does Twosomes.
Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners Very Good in bed. Lover
not a fighter, but will still knock you the #### out. Trustworthy.
Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make
out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. ULTRA SEXY. THE MOST
IRRESISTABLE.

(Gekko)

LEO:. The Lion in bed.
Great talker. Sexy and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to have fun.
Is really good at. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to
earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships.
Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found.

(Wildboar)

CANCER:. The Cutie.
MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high ### appeal. Great in bed!!! Love is one
of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet!
Entirely creative. Extremely random and proud of it. Freak in bed.
Spontaneous. Great tellin stories. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your
lights out if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to.

(Sild)

PISCES:. The Piece of a$$.
Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. Too Sexy, DAMN IT. Very
high ### appeal. Has the last word. The best to find, hardest to keep.
Fun to be around. Freak in the sheets. Extremely weird but in a good
way. Super good in bed. Good Sense of Humor!!! Thoughtful. A partner
for life. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very
popular. Silly, fun and sweet.
(Dolah)

CAPRICORN:. The passioate Lover.
Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Predict future.
Irrestible, awesome kisser. Loves being in long relationships. Great
talker. Always gets what he or she wants. BY FAR the BEST in BED. Very
sexy. Coolest. Loves to own Gemini’s in sports. Extremely fun. Loves
to joke. Loves to be your first. So you’ll never forget. Smart.

(Arin)

TAURUS:. The Tramp.
Aggressive. Freak in bed. Rare to find! Loves being in long
relationships.=] Likes to give a good fight for what they want.
Extremely outgoing. Sexy as … Loves to help people in times of
need. Outstanding kisser. Very funny. Awesome personality. Stubborn.
Sexual as… Most caring person you will ever meet! One of a kind. Not
one to #### with. Are the most sexiest people on earth!

(Lannun, Doraemon, Wahoo,

SAGITTARIUS:. The Sexy one.
Spontaneous. Horny. Freak in Bed. High appeal. Rare to find. Great
when found. Loves being in long relationships. The one. So much love
to give. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to
everyone They meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet.
Have own unique sexiness. Most caring person you will ever meet!
Amazing in Bed..!!! Did I say Amazing in Bed? Not the kind of person
you wanna with you might end up crying.

(Jiggyman)


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oih mangkor lagi kaa?

mbax

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cheers
life is short [8)]…go fishing while u can..[:D]..

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apara… duplicated one!

I come, I see, I fish!
WL
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quote:
Originally posted by culky
quote:
Originally posted by jackpot
Once you have read this thread, there's no turning back. Below are true descriptions of zodiac signs, with traits from a book written 35 years ago by an astrologist predictionist.

Read your sign, then
forward this in a new bulletin with your zodiac sign and label, or
you’ll get bad luck for the number of years stated in your sign
description. This is real ****, try ignoring it, and the first thing
you’ll notice is having a horrible day starting tomorrow morning - and it only gets worse from there.

VIRGO:. The Virgin
Dominant in relationships. Sexy. someone loves them right now. Freak
in bed. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Intellectual.
Attractive. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Hard to forget. Love at
first sight. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and
only. Ultimate sexiness.

SCORPIO:. The sex addict.
Can be mean. EXTREMELY sexy. Intelligent. Energetic. Predict future.
Most erotic. (Freak in bed.) (GREAT kisser.) Always get what they
want. Sexy. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationships.
Talkative. The sexiest ever…Romantic. Caring.

(Jackpot)

LIBRA:. The lame lover.
Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is
one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique sexiness. Most
caring person you will ever meet! Amazing n Bed..!!! Did I say Amazing
in Bed? not the kind of person you wanna #### with… u might end up
crying… the most irresistible.

ARIES:. The Liar.
Outgoing. Lovable. Spontanious. Not one to #### with. Erotic. Funny.
Take you on trips to the moon in bed. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY sexy.
Loves being in long relationships.=) Addictive. Loud. best in bed.

(Tiger2My, Jebat)

AQUARIUS:. Does it in the water.
Trustworthy. Sexy. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being in
long-term relationships. Extremely energetic. Unpredictable. Will
exceed your expectations. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights
out. Amazing in bed, THE BEST LOVERS BETTER THAN EVERYONE!
(Jeymatt)

GEMINI:. Does Twosomes.
Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners Very Good in bed. Lover
not a fighter, but will still knock you the #### out. Trustworthy.
Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make
out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. ULTRA SEXY. THE MOST
IRRESISTABLE.

(Gekko)

LEO:. The Lion in bed.
Great talker. Sexy and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to have fun.
Is really good at. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to
earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships.
Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found.

(Wildboar)

CANCER:. The Cutie.
MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high ### appeal. Great in bed!!! Love is one
of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet!
Entirely creative. Extremely random and proud of it. Freak in bed.
Spontaneous. Great tellin stories. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your
lights out if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to.

(Sild)

PISCES:. The Piece of a$$.
Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. Too Sexy, DAMN IT. Very
high ### appeal. Has the last word. The best to find, hardest to keep.
Fun to be around. Freak in the sheets. Extremely weird but in a good
way. Super good in bed. Good Sense of Humor!!! Thoughtful. A partner
for life. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very
popular. Silly, fun and sweet.
(Dolah)

CAPRICORN:. The passioate Lover.
Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Predict future.
Irrestible, awesome kisser. Loves being in long relationships. Great
talker. Always gets what he or she wants. BY FAR the BEST in BED. Very
sexy. Coolest. Loves to own Gemini’s in sports. Extremely fun. Loves
to joke. Loves to be your first. So you’ll never forget. Smart.

(Arin)

TAURUS:. The Tramp.
Aggressive. Freak in bed. Rare to find! Loves being in long
relationships.=] Likes to give a good fight for what they want.
Extremely outgoing. Sexy as … Loves to help people in times of
need. Outstanding kisser. Very funny. Awesome personality. Stubborn.
Sexual as… Most caring person you will ever meet! One of a kind. Not
one to #### with. Are the most sexiest people on earth!

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SAGITTARIUS:. The Sexy one.
Spontaneous. Horny. Freak in Bed. High appeal. Rare to find. Great
when found. Loves being in long relationships. The one. So much love
to give. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to
everyone They meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet.
Have own unique sexiness. Most caring person you will ever meet!
Amazing in Bed..!!! Did I say Amazing in Bed? Not the kind of person
you wanna with you might end up crying.

(Jiggyman)


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quote:
Originally posted by yeapwl
apara... duplicated one!

Apa ni? Tak faham lar..Jokes arr??


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meaning: simply copied & pasted among each sign…
example:

LIBRA:. The lame lover.
Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is
one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique sexiness. Most
caring person you will ever meet! Amazing n Bed..!!! Did I say Amazing
in Bed? not the kind of person you wanna #### with… u might end up
crying</font id=“red”>… the most irresistible.

SAGITTARIUS:. The Sexy one.
Spontaneous. Horny. Freak in Bed. High appeal. Rare to find. Great
when found. Loves being in long relationships. The one. So much love
to give. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to
everyone They meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet.
Have own unique sexiness. Most caring person you will ever meet!
Amazing in Bed..!!! Did I say Amazing in Bed? Not the kind of person
you wanna with you might end up crying.</font id=“red”>

you tak tahu baca ka?

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Lah…horoscope memang macam tu mah. Tak percaya pi buka Star newspaper..everyday pun sama punya. Only difference at different horoscope sign only.


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so all human on this earth have only 12 personalities and 12 luck ah?

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[quote]Originally posted by yeapwl

so all human on this earth have only 12 personalities and 12 luck ah?

Yup…not all are like culky [;)]



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